Quotes

Game One

• "I hear Jews are caused by demons." — Nick
• "I'm pro that 'shunning' thing. I'll just start now." — Theresa
• "I'm all for kicking down the door and dragging her kicking and screaming back into the flock." — Amber
• "Need something a little weaker than water, there, do ya?" — Theresa
• "Well, any man able to raise that much money is deserving of respect." — Alex
• "Did you have any purpose coming here other than to insult my husband, myself, and my son." — Neel
• "I want to erase what he just said from the record entirely!" — Amber
• "You're just a tricked-out anti-heathen munchkin." — Andrιs
• "I'm not fighting with an eight-year-old, just because I made his mother cry. You can go to Hell if you want." — Alex
• "You don't convert people through kindness! You convert them through strong language!" — Amber
• "No! We don't want them getting the extra dice from having their son involved! Think about this from a mechanics view!" — Amber
• "Isn't a harlot just a woman heretic?" — The kid who beat up Micah, son of the drunken woman

Game Two

• "She's kinda like dressed in a Mormon Burkha." — Neel
• "I wanted to be proud of you, but I can't say that I am right now." — Cyrus's Mother
• "She's demented; she whipped her mom!" "She deserved it!" — Alex & Amber
• "I'm bored. And there's nothing more dangerous than a bored lawman. With two barrels of consecrated earth." — OctoberBlack
• "And I had nothing to do with it!" — Alex
• "I'm getting vilified now. And I was not the villain…for the first part of it." — Amber
• "Be prepared, don't be ridiculous." — OctoberBlack
• "The dutiful son honors the mother." "I'm trying, but she's not worthy of honor." — The Book of Life & CyrusStark
• "I've been fighting the government all my life, 'cept when I was fighting Dogs. The Dogs won." — Exhumations, currently a Dog
• "You're not a proper member of the Faith. Get out of my face before I beat your ass." — Exhumations
• "Maybe the kid stabbed him. He was on a stabbing spree." — Nick
• "He hit his head on the mantel—" "Now, picking up the mantel and savagely beating him don't count." — Elery & October
• "Motherfucker." "Yes, yes he is. That's exactly the problem." — Joseph & Cyrus
• "I am shameless." — Neel
• "All I can do is make you feel guilty." "You're good at that." "No you're not. Oh, wait, it's just that I have no conscience." — Neel, Theresa, & Amber
• "The King of Life? You know, the guy we worship? Lives up in the sky?" — Exhumations
• "Birch Beer is kinda like Ginger Ale if it were Root Beer." — Neel

Game Three

• "Good thing we didn't take the train. Otherwise we might have gotten derailed back there." — October, or maybe Andrιs
• "Shoot first, ask questions later. It's not just a motto, it's a way of life." — Theresa
• "Hooked on Hashish worked for me." — Theresa
• "You put the whiskey in the gumbo, so when you eat the gumbo, it don't eat you." — SeptemberBlack?
• "Yeah, she took long-term fallout. It shows." — Augusta
• "Well, the King of Life helped us, and he's bigger than them—the spirits." — Exhumations
• "You have a dirtier mind than me. And that takes some doing." — Theresa, to Alex
• "Now, do you really think the King of Life will like you better if you've had a headache?" "Yes." "This is Ellery we're talking about; she's a carrier of headaches." — October, Ellery, & Cyrus
• "People brains are different." "They still work just as well for tanning." — Cyrus & Exhumations
• "Brother, you are a Dog, not a God. The letters go the other way." "He's confused from reading Hebrew." — September & Exhumations
• "God doesn't talk directly to people; your head would explode!" "No! We're not Catholic." — Exhumations & Ellery
• "He's a spirit who rebelled against the King of Life at the beginning of time, and the spirit of Love turned to Wrath." "I win!" — September & Ellery
• "You've had a hundred million years to eliminate slavery. Did you just think of this last week?" — Exhumations

Game Four

• "Are you one of them watchamacallits?" — Sheriff Davis
• "Riots, bad. People dying, generally bad. Reelection, irrelevant." — Cyrus Stark
• "Now, technically speaking, is making the rivers run red with blood pollution?" "If it's the blood of the guilty, no. The blood of the innocent, yes."— October & Ellery
• "He goes by Red Orc these days. Who knows what his original name is?" "Red Orc-iel? — October & Exhumations
• "Lying for Jesus is A-OK." — Exhumations
• "Join the Abolitionist cause or suffer from hemorrhoids." — October, on summoning the angel of extreme annoyance
• "Prime numbers, even numbers, God's pretty egalitarian when it comes to numbers." — Cyrus
• "I'm sooo lost." "It's theology!" — Joseph & October
• "Be like Hitler, kids. Don't smoke." — Nick
• "Then there's no point in the conflict." "But I rolled so well!" — Amber & Alex
• "Stop making demons that appeal to the players, not the characters." — Andrιs

Game Five

• "I saw it in a moving picture once." "Those are unrealistic depictions of reality that are disturbing and corrupting our nation's youth." — Cyrus & October
• "Oh! Bluff! Tell 'em they're surrounded!" — Cyrus
• "Bastards. I'm not shooting to miss anymore." — Cyrus
• "Slowly upgrade as you strip?" — Theresa & Andrιs, in unison
• "We tried sweet reason, right?" "Uh, yeah, more or less…" — Cyrus & Exhumations
• "And the guards start to fall like so many ten-pins with a shotgun." — Neel
• "Even better—then there's no moral responsibility for his death." — Exhumations
• "For Orc and freedom!" — September
• "Ah, go ahead and lynch them." — Ellery
• "If we happen to see Ellery, I suggest we run her over." 'Do you want in on this conflict?" "Nope." — Joseph, the GM, & Ellery
• "Somewhere in the Old Testament, bats changed genus." — Nick

Game Six

• "Wow, a lot of these NPCs are dead." — Neel
• "We didn't kill no women…now mind, we haven't met up with Ellery yet…" — October
• "I think they've got an eternal hunger or something, which either justice or babies can satisfy." — October
• "Here, have four extra dice for cannibalism!" — Neel, the heartless GM
• "Does that make Cyrus the new sherriff?" "It's not like Santa Claus, it doesn't go to the killer." — Andrιs and Theresa
• "I can tell it's evil, because Neel wants me to do it." — Theresa
• "They caught Exhumations, and they're going to humate him pretty soon!" — Some townie
• "You shot my brother!" "I dunno. Who was your brother?" — A Deputy & Exhumations
• "Not 'Amber' like me, 'Amber' like the role-playing game, without dice and stuff." — Amber

Game Seven

• "I'm almost afraid to ask what's in the quote file." — Neel
• "Nah, squirrel balls aren't funny out of context." — Theresa
• "That's what god is like." "Arbitrary and capricious?" "We prefer the term 'timeless'." — Neel, Theresa & Nick
• "Um, I was worried there for a bit." — Exhumations, on being taken out back of the jail, ostensibly to be savagely beaten
• "Hey, I was expecting a total party kill three or four sessions ago." — Theresa
• "It's not a fight if she dies right away." — Ellery
• "Not only does he get the gun, but it goes off in my leg. Bitch." — Ellery
• "You're getting dogpiled, basically." — Neel
• "You're like an evil virus." — Exhumations, to Ellery, post-mortem